Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Are you there god? it's me...

To,                                                                             
God                                                                     


From,
Me

Are u there god? it's me... your best friend!
its been a long time since i wrote to you... consider this a thanks note / wish list / or something else like that!

let me start by thanking you first for a yet another wonderful year (2009). i dont know if u were 'this kind' to all your creations in the world or just me... but i should say u've been absolutely kind and fantastic to this one creation of yours (me)! the short version of this would be to say that "I am Happy".

the long version would be " healthy family, awesome friends (old and new), unlimited fun, laughter/happiness where ever I go, nice new place, progress in my career, everyone liking me, me liking everyone (ya, it's me!), etc etc and of course not to forget world peace". If these things does'nt make someone happy, then what does?

they say that "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (courtesy forest gump) but who cares as long as it's gonna be something sweet!!!


Now i want you to shower the same kind of bleesing on me this year too, if not more and better! btw thanks in advance... pls find below my wishlist for this year...
  • keep everyone happy ('everyone' obviously includes me - dont forget that)
  • world peace obviously (as usual)
  • an awesome super kool job (placements in my college are expected to happen in december FYI)
  • six-pack abs like gajini (remember right now i have only one pack and that looks like a school bag)
  • let me meet a nice girl and pls make her like me (not any girl - pls find specifications below)
              she should be a proper mix of the following four women : elisha cuthbert, alicia sylverstone, courtney cox and jessica alba [readers, pls dont laugh (that hurts) - its worth a shot - i trust god]               
  • give me the courage and patience to face people with very low tolerance (they really piss me off)
  • give me a very very high level of tolerance like u did before (increase the thickness of my skin twice or thrice)
  • pls bring down India's fiscal deficit (it's almost 7% of the gdp right now - instead u may increase that of china)
  • no more tsunamis, volcano erruptions, earthquakes etc (and this is not only for 2010)
  • i want to get 'S' grades in atleast 4 subjects before the year ends (i've been very fair - not asking for more)
  • let me learn how to swim atleast this year (you never listen to this one - I have to ask you this every year)
  • pls dont bring dowm my passion for food
the list can go on and on! i'll stop here for now. If required i shall write you a another letter with more wishes (may expect part 2).

you may ask me, what I am going to do to you in return...! - I promise you, I'll continue to be your favorite human being!!! - hope that makes you happy...

With regards
Me

P.S. you may sanction/grant the above mentioned wishes to me, either directly or indirectly through your messengers/assistants on earth. I hope your assistant(s) is/are reading this letter right now!!!

17 comments:

Arjun Nehra said...

"six-pack abs like gajini (remember right now i have only one pack and that looks like a school bag).."

ha ha.. dude, i wish God all the best :)

ponniinselvan said...

she should be a proper mix of the following four women : elisha cuthbert, alicia sylverstone, courtney cox and jessica alba [readers, pls dont laugh (that hurts) - its worth a shot - i trust god]

Ponraj:
Paya pullaku aasaya paaru..
Oru pulla kedakkavey vali illayama?? Idhula blend of all..
Poda dai.. poi thanniya kudi....

ponniinselvan said...

six-pack abs like gajini (remember right now i have only one pack and that looks like a school bag..

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........

And you missed out few more things like bottles stuffs!!!!

DeeGan said...

continue to be your favorite human being?... How do you know you are his current favorite??

Nice blog dude

VYB said...

Dear child Sasi, I hereby make you bruce almighty.. complete wishes of all DoMSians.. :)

Sasikumar said...

@ everyone: thanks!

@ arjun & pons: u guys, i am serious! i am working on the 6 packs... right now 2 packs down... will be done with the remain 4 packs by next sunday! :D

@ deepak: certain things, u just know machi! u get tat kinda power and knowledge once u attain nirvana!

Anurodh Gupta said...

nice blog buddy... keep up the good work.

Suyash said...

good one!

viyoma said...

Wonder how many days God will take to grant u a custom made girl of ur choice, hope it happens soon.

Lest in the process God doesnt forget , the other world/ country related wishes..

after reading your blog, i wish God himself blogged/ commented on this post as a reply to u!!

You are one GREAT BHAKT, i m sure God will answer u in his own sweet ways!!! Will come bk to chk..what God answered u, keep blogging!

Sasikumar said...

@ viyoma:

thanks for stopping by.

"You are one GREAT BHAKT, i m sure God will answer u in his own sweet ways!!!" I smell sarcasm in this statement...
I hope u're not god's agent in telling him, whom to punish and whom not to! if yes, pls spare me...

PUNNU said...

dnt worry dude his messengers r definitely workin on ur list(nt all of it bt some),its only a matter of right time .by the way i never had a klue abt ur writin skill.keep it up :)

Neha said...

hahahaha...made me laugh :)
good blog! keep writing to God, hopefully ur wishes will get fulfilled :)
but don't wish for any1's illness either...

Sasikumar said...

@ punnu

thanks a lot! will do...

@ neha

thank u. but...
"but don't wish for any1's illness either..." where did u get that from?

Neha said...

from myself :)

Sasikumar said...

@ neha:

now why would u think i'll do that? anyways keep comin back!

Neha said...

how can u expect god to give u all the 'good' things in the world and give 'bad' things to others? that'd be unfair, hai na?

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